Sunday, February 26, 2006
Sexual Harassment
Several years ago I went toBrussels
The first night I was there we had gone for dinner and I had way too much to drink. At one point this flaky "new age" (she had a feng shui specialist organise her office) lady who was in some made up department (she would has cost a fortune to fire her so the company kept her on and distracted her with silly jobs like organising this trip. I'll call her Zelda. Zelda annoyed me a great deal for no apparent reason.
This evening after I had imbibed more than a bottle of wine Zelda had come over to our table to remind us about some lame "character building exercise" we had first thing in the morning. I had then asked her about the weather and grabbed her by the ears laying a big wet kiss on her lips. Luckily I was too drunk to recall if there were any tongues. I should also mention that Zelda was easily 30 years older than me. It was basically like if Robin the boy wonder downed a bottle of Mad Dog and snogged the Joker.
The next morning I managed to stumble down for breakfast where I ran into Zelda and the Company MD. Zelda asked if I was feeling better this morning to which I nodded. She then asked if I remembered anything from last night. After searching my foggy memories I asked if I happened to kiss her. Zelda's eyes seemed to smoulder as she exhaled "Oh yes!" I was scared and after nursing my hangover stayed sober for the remainder of the trip.
Several years ago I went to
The first night I was there we had gone for dinner and I had way too much to drink. At one point this flaky "new age" (she had a feng shui specialist organise her office) lady who was in some made up department (she would has cost a fortune to fire her so the company kept her on and distracted her with silly jobs like organising this trip. I'll call her Zelda. Zelda annoyed me a great deal for no apparent reason.
This evening after I had imbibed more than a bottle of wine Zelda had come over to our table to remind us about some lame "character building exercise" we had first thing in the morning. I had then asked her about the weather and grabbed her by the ears laying a big wet kiss on her lips. Luckily I was too drunk to recall if there were any tongues. I should also mention that Zelda was easily 30 years older than me. It was basically like if Robin the boy wonder downed a bottle of Mad Dog and snogged the Joker.
The next morning I managed to stumble down for breakfast where I ran into Zelda and the Company MD. Zelda asked if I was feeling better this morning to which I nodded. She then asked if I remembered anything from last night. After searching my foggy memories I asked if I happened to kiss her. Zelda's eyes seemed to smoulder as she exhaled "Oh yes!" I was scared and after nursing my hangover stayed sober for the remainder of the trip.
